— Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi) January 16, 2017
Fuck this guy. Seriously, fuck this guy. I don’t care that he’d probably hit a bunch of homers for the Orioles. I root for the Orioles because I love that team, and I don’t want any reason to love them less than I do. Could Bautista help them win a championship? Maybe. He certainly wouldn’t hurt. But still, fuck that guy, please never come to the Orioles, I never want to be forced to root for you, I hate you forever, and would like to continue to do so.
— Jesse Sanchez (@JesseSanchezMLB) January 16, 2017