Red Sox Hate Yoenis Cespedes, And He Hates Them Back

Sports and Bets — October 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm by


Reports are coming out of Boston today that the Red Sox will probably try to trade Yoenis Cespedes this offseason, rather than attempting to resign him to the huge deal that his new agent, Roc Nation, is inevitably going to demand. This is because Cespedes reportedly doesn’t like Boston, and the coaches don’t like him either.

This is absolutely great news, seeing that the Red Sox are the biggest fucks in the world, and Cespedes is a really quality player. I hated that he went to Boston this summer in the Jon Lester mega-deal just before the trade deadline, and thought he was a player they could build around in the middle of their line up for years. An unknown Red Sox insider was quoted saying “[Cespedes] marches to his own drum and the coaches all hate him.” Great news for the rest of the American League East, seeing that one of the few good players you have on that sack of shit roster likely won’t play another game there.

It has been reported that Cespedes hates Boston right back, and I don’t blame him. This is a win for everyone but the Red Sox.


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