Rapper Falls Into Harbor During Photo Shoot

Entertainment, Humor — November 3, 2014 at 3:46 pm by

Talk about a heat check gone wrong. Our man started the photo shoot with a vengeance, dominating some rap squats with perfect form and Grade A mean muggin’. He should have stuck with the squatting and called it a day. But nope, he tried to finish the shoot with an exclamation point and that’s when it all went to hell. Splash City, population: this dickbag. Sorry bro, but you need to leave the shirt-blowing-in-the-wind-move to the experts. Rest in peace, MJ.


Not all is lost for this rapper, though. According to the YouTube description, he “landed on a oyster bed and cut up his hand really bad as well as taking a chunk out of his shin.” That won’t bolster his street cred quite as much as 50 Cent getting shot nine times, but it’s still damn good publicity. Tangoing with those delicious aphrodisiacs is no fucking joke, babes.

via Uproxx
MJ pic: thatjdblog

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