Presidential Hopeful ‘Deez Nuts’ Is Making Noise In The Polls

Humor, News — August 19, 2015 at 3:57 pm by

Forget Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, a true politician of the people is seeing his stock rise in the polls. He’s a member of the Independent party, he’s from Iowa, and he goes by Deez Nuts. From Public Policy Polling:

Finally another declared independent candidate, Deez Nuts, polls at 9% in North Carolina to go along with his 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa in our recent polling.

Hey Donald and Hilary, objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Fuck making America great again. Deez Nuts is ready to take this country to unprecedented levels of prosperity. And in case you were wondering if this political maven is legit, he’s got the paper work to prove it.

deeznuts

I desperately need to see this guy in action at a debate.

“Hillary, what are your thoughts on the effect BOFA has on the economy?”

“BOFA?”

“BOFA DEEZ NUTS!!!”

*Mic drop*
*Official campaign song plays*

via FTW & Public Policy Polling
cover pic: Playbuzz

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