CADILLAC, MI – Police are searching for a buttocks-toucher who has accosted two women near Lakefront Park in recent days. The man sneaks up behind women, touches their rear ends and runs away. The first incident occurred in the morning on Oct. 20 in Lakefront Park…A woman who was walking alone told police that a man approached her from behind, touched her buttocks and ran away. She had no idea he was in the area until he touched her. Then, on Monday, Oct. 26, another woman who was walking near the park, by the Chestnut Street boat launch parking area, was touched on the buttocks. She did not see the man approach but told police he ran off in the same direction as the man did in the earlier incident.
Wow. A serial butt toucher. Time to spread the word, because two incidents is enough. I’ve had enough. We’ve all had enough. The good people in Cadillac, Michigan deserve better than this. Call in the Feds. Call in the National Guard. We need to solve this case. We’ve got a butt toucher on the loose, people. Not one but TWO women have been violated. TWO! Bump this up to priority number one. Get the firing squad ready.