Place Your Order At This Restaurant In Macho Man’s Voice & You Get 10% Off Your Bill

Entertainment, Humor, Pubs and Grub, Sports and Bets — November 24, 2015 at 1:20 pm by

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I don’t know where this restaurant is located, but I will stop at nothing to find out. I’m Captain Ahab and this Macho Man promotion is my white whale. And when I find this eatery, you better believe I’m going to put on a fucking show. I’ll fling open the doors, bodyslam the first person I see, scream out, “OHHH YEAAHH, GIMME THE CAESAR SALAD!,” and finish the job with an elbow drop from a table. I’m coming for dat ass, mystery restaurant, and I’m bringing my own cream.

via BroBible & J.W. Cannon’s Twitter
cover pic: Bleacher Report

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