How about Wilson, the bulldog? Either his patience is through the roof, or he is further proof that a bulldog is the absolute laziest. I can’t decide if he enjoys the attention, or if he is completely drained. Either way, if you’re away from your pooch, you want them in good hands. Seeing your wardrobe being displayed on your dog might not be cool, but at least you’re assured they’re still alive.
As long as they shit outside,and are being fed, play dress-up all you want.