Parents Get Kids To Do Chores By Bribing Them With Cocaine

News — May 11, 2015 at 12:51 am by

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Joey and Chad Mudd, were arrested last week for using cocaine and marijuana to try to bribe their teenage daughters to do household chores, and to get good grades in school. The daughters are 13 and 15-years-old. They also have another child in pre-school, who I’m assuming didn’t get any blow. The two are facing charges of child abuse.

This is the exact method the National Parent Teacher Organization teaches, right? But now I guess you can get arrested for trying to get your kids to do well in school and help out a little around the house? Fucking 2015. Let your kids live a little. Have them do their chores, and reward them a with a couple lines of coke, and maybe some PCP and bath salts to top the night off. Then they’ll wake up in the morning ready to tackle those exams head on. Give these parents a trophy.


via Orlando Weekly

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