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Kung Fu Brings Us Into the Weekend

The guy in the white pants is either hammered, or is simply waiting for the right time to make his first move. I don’t know the first thing about fighting, […]

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by / on March 30, 2013 at 12:37 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Roberts Says He’ll Bat Ninth: Screws Everyones Fake Lineups

So Brain Roberts let the cat out of the bag and said that he’ll be batting 9th Opening Day.  Are you fucking kidding me?  I just wrote a thousand word article […]

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by / on March 30, 2013 at 12:48 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Lil’ Wayne’s Hospital Stay Due To Epilepsy Not Sizzurp

Yahoo Just a few weeks ago, rapper Lil Wayne was not in good shape. He was checked into the ICU for six days, reportedly high on sizzurp, but he somehow managed to […]

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by / on March 30, 2013 at 12:03 am / in Entertainment, Featured

Dude In UK Gets Busted, Has To Write Essay

UK Convicted UK pot dealer Terry Bennett, 32, was just sentenced to the grown-up version of writing “I will not chew gum in class” on the chalkboard 100 times. He must pen […]

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by / on March 29, 2013 at 11:19 pm / in Featured, News

Let’s Do the Louisiana Derby, Shall We?

Okay race fans it’s time to put your heart on hold and  start using your handicapping brain. Yeah, Valentine’s Day was last month,and we got all that mushy stuff out […]

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by / on March 29, 2013 at 10:42 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Doug Gottlieb Brings White Man Perspective

Nothing like being the one white guy that cracks a joke next to four black dudes. Personally, I love the awkwardness, but you got to feel the room before you […]

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by / on March 29, 2013 at 11:04 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The Florida Derby: Time To Get Paid Baby!

by Seabass The Florida Derby               It’s time for the Florida Derby.  One of the most important Kentucky Derby prep races, the Florida Derby always seems to feature a Triple Crown […]

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by / on March 28, 2013 at 11:05 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Viral Showdown

Reader Poll: Which one of these videos is more ridiculous? In this first video I’ve got to ask, who is crazier? The naked dude, or the other guy for squaring […]

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by / on March 28, 2013 at 1:34 pm / in Humor

Cali Wants To Stiff Snitches In Dorner Case

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/27/christopher-dorner-reward-row-riverside   It was trumpeted as the biggest bounty in California‘s living memory but the $1m reward for the capture of Christopher Dorner, a disgruntled former Los Angeles police officer, […]

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by / on March 28, 2013 at 11:17 am / in Featured, News

Ravens Draft Preview: Part One

The NFL has awarded compensatory picks and the draft order has been set. The Ravens are sitting pretty and are second to only San Francisco with 12 total picks. Everyone […]

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by / on March 28, 2013 at 8:53 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Towson’s “White Student Union”

Cap Towson’s White Student Union is no stranger to the limelight, hogging many a headline over the past several months. A controversial student group to say the least, the White […]

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by / on March 27, 2013 at 4:09 pm / in Featured, News

Oriole Magic Returns Next Week: We Break It Down

by Seabass While  the commotion surrounding the Ravens and their post-Super bowl off-season have taken all the headlines around here, the Baltimore Orioles have quietly been putting together a very nice […]

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by / on March 27, 2013 at 1:54 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

North Korean Propaganda Videos Are Hilarious

From the CharmCityWire world news desk:  Those crazy North Koreans are at it again.  After having their United States nuclear holocaust video pulled off youtube due to “Call of Duty”  copyright infringement, the crazy […]

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by / on March 27, 2013 at 12:21 am / in Featured, News

Terps Make “Minor 4” With Squeaker At Bama

The Maryland Terrapins finally beat a good team on the road.  Maryland did just enough to hold off Alabama Tuesday night  to earn a trip to Madison Square Garden for […]

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by / on March 26, 2013 at 11:16 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Minor League Team First to Install Urinal Video Game

(CCP) Coca-Cola Park will be the first sports venue in the world to feature a brand new revolutionary “Urinal Gaming System”, allowing fans to interact with the world’s only truly hands-free […]

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by / on March 26, 2013 at 1:48 pm / in Featured, News

Road Rage Beatdown

Maybe I’m way off here, but it seems this hoss set himself up for an ass whooping. There must have been an incident on the road, so he felt it […]

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by / on March 26, 2013 at 1:17 pm / in Entertainment, Featured