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Guy Gets Punched by Street Performer

I don’t understand, does being a street performer give everyone the right to touch your face? I never met you, but your face is painted so I am definitely going to give […]

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by / on March 19, 2013 at 2:56 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

House Across From Westboro Baptist is Getting a Rainbow

Gawker By the end of today, the inhabitants of the Westboro Baptist Church compound in Topeka, Kansas, should have a new view out their windows, just past their FAG MARRIAGE DOOMS […]

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by / on March 19, 2013 at 2:39 pm / in Featured, Humor

Chuck E. Cheese Brawl

HuffPost What started as a standard child’s birthday party in Florida at Chuck E. Cheese ended in an 18-man brawl that led to a shooting and at least three arrests.The melee […]

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by / on March 19, 2013 at 2:28 pm / in Featured, News

DEZ-STRUCTION!!!

I almost called 911 last night because Dez Wells was killing Ryan Kelly.  Duke’s latest great white hope was completely dominated by the quicker and more athletic Wells as the […]

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by / on March 16, 2013 at 8:47 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The Eagle from The Muppets Is Reportedly Hooking Up With Tiger’s Ex

This guy here……. Looks like this guy here… But he has a billion dollars, and when you have a billion dollars it doesn’t matter if you look like Sam the […]

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by / on March 15, 2013 at 4:15 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Rebel Stakes

We are obsessed with horseracing here at charmcitywire.com.  We understand that not everyone shares in our passion for the ponies and that what was once a proud tradition here in Maryland […]

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by / on March 15, 2013 at 2:47 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Here We Go Again…Terps Advance, Face Puke

It had to be the Dukies, didn’t it.  After finally playing well in a second half, the Terps earned the right to play the annoying and hated Blue Devils.  Maryland, led […]

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by / on March 15, 2013 at 11:36 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Ravens Swinging the Axe In An Unfair System

As I was watching the Ravens front office pulling a Genghis Khan the last few days, I couldn’t help wondering what it was really like in the early 1200’s.  Old […]

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by / on March 14, 2013 at 3:37 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Ray Lewis Joins ESPN

Espn Ray Lewis retired from playing in the NFL, but the former Ravens linebacker will still be suiting up during the football season. This time, however, Lewis will actually be wearing […]

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by / on March 14, 2013 at 11:21 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal Had Lunch

WpDennis Rodman is such an amateur. The NBA vet may have gotten a heap of media attention for catching a basketball game with Kim Jong-Eun, but it turns out Steven […]

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by / on March 14, 2013 at 11:21 am / in Entertainment, Featured

Towson Baseball Fires Back

Msn If Towson University is dumping their baseball team, the team is going to dump them right back. The Tigers plan to decorate their pinstriped uniforms with strips of duct tape […]

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by / on March 14, 2013 at 10:56 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Raven Fans Are Panicking, But Remember It’s Just Business

Before you read this post listen to Michael Corleone…   Thanks Michael, but AAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!  The free agency frenzy is turning into an Owings Mills house cleaning.  The Ravens have just released […]

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by / on March 13, 2013 at 12:32 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Olesky Does Work

For all of you Capital fans, here is Steven Olesky delivering a beat down in tonights game. No goal gets the reaction of a good ol’ fashion ass whoopin…  

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by / on March 12, 2013 at 9:40 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Attack Dolphins on the Loose

Atlantic Dolphin scientist Justin Gregg brings us this slightly disturbing, if hilarious, bit of Delphic news. The Ukrainian military has apparently lost three of its trained dolphins in the Black […]

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by / on March 12, 2013 at 6:38 pm / in Featured, News

Looney’s Pub: St. Patty’s Style

Despite the crappy weather, Spring is in the air, and nothing says Spring is right around the corner better than St. Patty’s Day.   St. Patty’s Day has become a huge event […]

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by / on March 12, 2013 at 2:31 pm / in Featured, Pubs and Grub

Soda Ban Blocked, NYC Mayor Removed From Citizens’ Asses

Fox News – A New York judge is forcing the Bloomberg administration to take a big gulp — striking down its groundbreaking and controversial limit on the size of sugary […]

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by / on March 12, 2013 at 11:37 am / in Featured, News