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Oriole Magic Returns Next Week: We Break It Down

by Seabass While  the commotion surrounding the Ravens and their post-Super bowl off-season have taken all the headlines around here, the Baltimore Orioles have quietly been putting together a very nice […]

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by / on March 27, 2013 at 1:54 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

North Korean Propaganda Videos Are Hilarious

From the CharmCityWire world news desk:  Those crazy North Koreans are at it again.  After having their United States nuclear holocaust video pulled off youtube due to “Call of Duty”  copyright infringement, the crazy […]

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by / on March 27, 2013 at 12:21 am / in Featured, News

Terps Make “Minor 4″ With Squeaker At Bama

The Maryland Terrapins finally beat a good team on the road.  Maryland did just enough to hold off Alabama Tuesday night  to earn a trip to Madison Square Garden for […]

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by / on March 26, 2013 at 11:16 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Minor League Team First to Install Urinal Video Game

(CCP) Coca-Cola Park will be the first sports venue in the world to feature a brand new revolutionary “Urinal Gaming System”, allowing fans to interact with the world’s only truly hands-free […]

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by / on March 26, 2013 at 1:48 pm / in Featured, News

Road Rage Beatdown

Maybe I’m way off here, but it seems this hoss set himself up for an ass whooping. There must have been an incident on the road, so he felt it […]

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by / on March 26, 2013 at 1:17 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

FGCU Dunk City

I love the fact the FGCU is kicking ass and taking names. As the 15th seed, they are making history by making it to the Sweet 16. Not only that, they […]

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by / on March 25, 2013 at 4:14 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Massage Therapist Accused of Inappropriate Touching

HuffPostA massage therapist in Cascade Township, Mich., may not have a happy ending after being accused of inappropriately touching one of his clients during a massage.Lawrence Urban, 49, is facing […]

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by / on March 25, 2013 at 3:41 pm / in Featured, News

Sergio Garcia Hits From A Tree

From our “Is This Shit For Real Department?”, Sergio Garcia hits his second shot from a tree during the Arnold Palmer Invitational this past weekend.  I said from a tree, […]

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by / on March 25, 2013 at 3:31 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

MMA Fighter Danny Mainus Inspires Hilarious Commentary

Sometimes, the most harmless things turn out too be internet gold… Fighter Danny Mainus is just trying to make a name for himself, but the Australian commentator insists on referring to […]

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by / on March 25, 2013 at 3:24 pm / in Featured, Humor

Russell Street Disaster

By Seabass As we hurtle through space on the giant marble that we know as earth, I highly doubt that the scheduling of a football game will greatly impact humankind in […]

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by / on March 23, 2013 at 6:42 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The Field Of 68 – Time For Pretenders To Give Way

Everyone in the NCAA Tournament gets a “trophy”. The N.C.A.A. tourney allows everyone to get a ” trophy”  just for making an appearance.  The trophy will hang from the rafters of their own […]

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by / on March 23, 2013 at 5:58 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

KABOOYOW!

Just in case you missed it, here it is…From now on, hail can never be described by any other word!  

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by / on March 22, 2013 at 9:16 am / in Featured, Humor

The Helmand

Face it, you are an uncultured dumb-ass.  Your idea of a great first date is to hit Ruby Tuesdays’ for some burgers, and then impress her with late night happy hour […]

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by / on March 22, 2013 at 1:12 am / in Featured, Pubs and Grub

Reed Gone…But It’s A Good Thing…We Tell you Why

Boys To Men Once Sang “It’s So hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday….ooooh ooooh ooooh”.   Those well dressed Brothas outta Philly weren’t lying, especially when “yesterday” was just a few months […]

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by / on March 22, 2013 at 1:11 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Maryland School System Going too Far?

Nbc A county in Maryland is putting limits on some of the trappings of elementary school: Hugs from grown-ups are restricted, birthday-party invitations are banned, and no more bringing cupcakes for […]

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by / on March 21, 2013 at 3:55 pm / in Featured, News

This Week On TV

Reality television is becoming more and more ridiculous, and yet I can’t stop watching. As I was scrolling through all the educational material that I might have missed, I came […]

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by / on March 21, 2013 at 1:48 pm / in Entertainment, Featured