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Harpoon Through Head, Dude Lives

NYDN Bruno Barcellos de Souza Coutinho, 34, miraculously survived accidentally  shooting a 12-inch spear into his face.The miserable harpoon mishap occurred Sunday night while the fisherman was  cleaning his spear gun in […]

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by / on April 22, 2013 at 6:07 pm / in Featured, News

Paralyzed Man Has Orgasm Through Thumb

Rafe Biggs, 43, was left a quadriplegic after he broke his neck falling off a  roof.He lost all feeling below the waist and feared he would never experience  sexual pleasure […]

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by / on April 22, 2013 at 2:05 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

News Anchor Fired First Day on Job

So the first words to come out of this guys mouth on air were “fucking shit,” and he has been fired. At first, I felt bad for this dude for screwing up […]

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by / on April 22, 2013 at 1:42 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Our Coach Crushes The Tough Mudder – Your Coach Doesn’t

John Harbaugh is a dude who puts his money where his mouth is.  He’s not some fat-ass coach sitting around barking out orders. We know this because  Harbaugh ran the […]

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by / on April 21, 2013 at 10:34 pm / in Featured

Would You Rather Watch Jake Arrieta Pitch Again Or Listen To “Party In the U.S.A” By Miley Cyrus 100 Times In A Row?

I can’t take it.  Jake Arrieta makes me insane.  For three of the five innings he pitched today, Arrieta looked like Sandy Koufax.  With a 95 m.p.h fastballl with movement and six […]

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by / on April 21, 2013 at 9:55 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Some Fat Bastard Is Suing Derrick Rose Cause Rose Won’t Play This Year.

That’s right, the world has lost it’s mind.  Some Jabba The Hut looking dude is trying to blame Derrick Rose for his obesity issues.  Look, everybody gets down when their […]

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by / on April 21, 2013 at 2:26 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Birds Hammer Dodgers Today, Will Go For Sweep Tomorrow

I know it’s not always the case, but I love it when good National League Pitchers face real lineups and get smoked.  That’s exactly what happened here at Camden Yards today.  […]

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by / on April 21, 2013 at 1:36 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

If I Was Kelvin Herrera I Would Have Grooved That Pitch To Nava Cause It Was The Right Thing To Do

I don’t know if Kelvin Herrera did groove that pitch to Daniel Nava today in Boston, but I do know that if I had been pitching against Boston in that […]

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by / on April 21, 2013 at 12:40 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Climbing a Fence 101

Whenever there is a camera around, you must take every measure to highlight your skills. When every second counts, a trained mind always has the answers… Either way, they got […]

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by / on April 20, 2013 at 2:50 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Puff, Puff, Give! Happy Weed Day To All You Stoners Out There

It’s 4/20, the unofficial holiday of the ganja.  There are plenty of myths and legends surrounding where and how 4/20 began, but the most popular and accepted story is the one of […]

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by / on April 20, 2013 at 1:17 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Yesterday’s Rain Won’t Stop Degenerates of Charm City Wire From Betting Pimlico

Pimlico just can’t catch a break.  For the past two weeks it’s rained on Friday thereby ruining the turf races on Saturday.  So it’s off the turf again with plenty […]

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by / on April 20, 2013 at 12:27 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

It’s Over

It has been an exhausting week for the people of Boston.  After enduring a week of bombings, shootouts and a city lockdown, folks in the Boston area can finally breathe […]

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by / on April 20, 2013 at 10:07 am / in Featured, News

Overnight Timeline and Shootout Audio/Video of Boston Manhunt

I have to admit it, I am locked onto CNN. This crazy real life drama in Boston has me sucked in. It’s an awful situation and another innocent person has […]

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by / on April 19, 2013 at 10:51 am / in Featured, News

The Wheat Goes Deep: O’s Win In Ten

You know you did it as a kid.  Shit, I still day dream about it today. Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, and you pretend to crush a grand-salami to win it.  […]

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by / on April 19, 2013 at 10:12 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Cop Pulls Gun in McDonald’s Drive-Thru

 A DeKalb County police detective is accused of pointing his service weapon at others in a McDonald’s drive-thru line.Forsyth County Sheriff’s Major Rick Doyle told Channel 2’s Jeff Dore that the […]

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by / on April 18, 2013 at 5:26 pm / in Featured, News

Teacher Denies Fondling Black Student, Says She’s Racist

The Humble private school teacher accused of fondling a student has been charged with indecency with a child, but is denying the allegations by saying she’s prejudiced.61-year-old Esther Irene Stokes of […]

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by / on April 18, 2013 at 2:59 pm / in Featured, News