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Poker Legend Phil Ivey Sues London Casino For $12 Mil Because They Are Trying To Weasel Out Of Paying Him

Sources:  A poker star’s $12 million casino dispute is the subject of a lawsuit and allegations of cheating. Phil Ivey won nearly $12 million at the casino Crockfords, and according to […]

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by / on May 13, 2013 at 12:55 pm / in Featured, News

Golf Feud Update: Sergio Chokes

You just knew it.  Tiger vs Garcia would end with a Sergio choke show.  The two rivals were neck and neck until Sergio put two in the water on 17.  Not […]

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by / on May 13, 2013 at 11:34 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Man Sexually Abused His Peacock

A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County,  faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually  abused his pet peacock.David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block […]

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by / on May 13, 2013 at 10:48 am / in News

Birds Put Twinkies Back In Their Place, Take Series

  The Orioles took care of business Sunday and smashed the Twins 6-0.   In doing so the Orioles took their third straight series and sent the scrappy Twins back to .500.  […]

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by / on May 12, 2013 at 8:36 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

They Should Put Tiger And Sergio In A Cage And Settle This Golf “Feud” WWE Style

Sources:  Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods are in a public feud after a controversy at the  Players Championship.  The two were playing together yesterday. On the second hole Sergio — […]

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by / on May 12, 2013 at 4:28 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Guy With No Arms Throws First Pitch at Camden Yards

Tom Willis knows all about making the best of whatever life throws at  you.Born with no arms, he’s had to make adjustments — about a million of  them.He writes with […]

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by / on May 11, 2013 at 4:16 am / in Sports and Bets

Cop Tazes Kid in the Face

So it seems like a riot is about to breakout, kids just keep getting crazier. Bottom line, this kid probably would have kicked this cops ass. So what do you […]

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by / on May 11, 2013 at 4:00 am / in Entertainment

Magic and Madness In Minnesota….Birds Down By 6, Win In 10.

I am fucking glowing babes.  What a ball game tonight against the Twins.  The Birds were down 6-0 against the Twinkies going into the 6th, but this team don’t quit […]

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by / on May 11, 2013 at 12:34 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Is It Wrong To Take Mom To The Track For Brunch On Mother’s Day?….. Or Is It Sheer Genius

It’s genius, trust me babes. Sure, I understand that this could all be misconstrued as some degenerate gambler bum trying to get his fix on Mother’s Day, of all days, and to be honest,  it may be […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 11:39 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Matt Kemp, Is At This Moment, My Favorite Baseball Player on This Freakin Earth

by Seabass This video is all over the damn place, so you’ve probably seen it, but I think it’s worth another look.  It’s in Frisco and the Dodger’s just lost, but […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 4:14 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Bikini Pics Get 9th Grade Teacher Fired

  Sources:   Olivia Sprauer, a 26-year-old Stuart, Florida high-school teacher who was  living a double life as a model, was forced to resign on April 29 after the  principal found […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 3:30 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Orioles Would Make Shitty Janitors, They Can’t Sweep

For the fourth time this year the Orioles had a chance to sweep a series.  For the fourth time they came up short.  The Birds dropped the final game of the series […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 11:43 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The 15 Biggest Pimp Orioles Of All Time

By Babes and Seabass To hell with stats.  To us here at Charm City Wire, the greatest Orioles are the ones we imagine being the biggest pimps.  The dudes on […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 4:17 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Kid Gets Shot, Mother Consults With WebMD

A mother could face charges after she allegedly turned to WebMD.com, instead of seeking professional medical attention, when her 14-year-old son was shot by a friend playing with a gun, […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 2:59 pm / in News

Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend Makes Maxim Hot 100

After Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love. Why not? She’s got a ton […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 1:56 pm / in Entertainment

Birds Win Fourth Straight, Now Tied With Red Sux For First

The O’s won again tonight in front of a paltry crowd of 12,000.  Meanwhile, at the Green Monsta, the Red Sox are getting drubbed by the Twins.  Though that game is still […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 11:36 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets