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Raven Fans Are Panicking, But Remember It’s Just Business

Before you read this post listen to Michael Corleone…   Thanks Michael, but AAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!  The free agency frenzy is turning into an Owings Mills house cleaning.  The Ravens have just released […]

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by / on March 13, 2013 at 12:32 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Olesky Does Work

For all of you Capital fans, here is Steven Olesky delivering a beat down in tonights game. No goal gets the reaction of a good ol’ fashion ass whoopin…  

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by / on March 12, 2013 at 9:40 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Attack Dolphins on the Loose

Atlantic Dolphin scientist Justin Gregg brings us this slightly disturbing, if hilarious, bit of Delphic news. The Ukrainian military has apparently lost three of its trained dolphins in the Black […]

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by / on March 12, 2013 at 6:38 pm / in Featured, News

Looney’s Pub: St. Patty’s Style

Despite the crappy weather, Spring is in the air, and nothing says Spring is right around the corner better than St. Patty’s Day.   St. Patty’s Day has become a huge event […]

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by / on March 12, 2013 at 2:31 pm / in Featured, Pubs and Grub

Soda Ban Blocked, NYC Mayor Removed From Citizens’ Asses

Fox News – A New York judge is forcing the Bloomberg administration to take a big gulp — striking down its groundbreaking and controversial limit on the size of sugary […]

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by / on March 12, 2013 at 11:37 am / in Featured, News

Dennis Rodman Heading to the Vatican

TMZ Fresh from his basketball summit in North Korea — is now setting his sights on  fixing those pesky problems plaguing the Catholic Church … because he’s  jetting to Rome […]

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by / on March 12, 2013 at 11:05 am / in Entertainment

WTF?! Boldin Traded For Sixth Rounder, Is It Smart or Stupid?

Liars, every one of  ’em.  We all know that NFL teams, players and agents lie, so it shouldn’t come as a shock when the exact opposite of what everyone says […]

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by / on March 11, 2013 at 8:09 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Terps Blow First Half Lead, Piss Off Seabass

By Seabass Maryland suffered yet another self inflicted kick to the nuts Sunday night as the Terps blew a double digit halftime lead to ultimately lose in overtime at Virginia.  Nick Faust led […]

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by / on March 11, 2013 at 6:26 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Caesars Set for Maryland in 2014

Well Maryland, you asked for it, you voted for it, now place your bets. The wait is finally over.  While it won’t replace that feeling of driving on the Atlantic […]

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by / on March 11, 2013 at 11:40 am / in Entertainment, Featured

Free Agency Outlook: Defense

We are just a few hours away from seeing our starting defense get raided, as the start of free agency begins tomorrow.  There is a distinct  possibility that the Ravens could lose four starters.  […]

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by / on March 11, 2013 at 11:23 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Florida Invaders: We Handicap Tampa, Gulfstream

The premiere 3 year-olds in the country turn their attention to the Tampa Bay Derby.  Two recent Tampa winners went on to win the Kentucky Derby (Street Sense, Super Saver), so […]

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by / on March 8, 2013 at 11:13 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Inmate Left in Solitary Confinement for 2 Years Gets 15.5 Million

fox A southern New Mexico county announced Tuesday that it reached a $15.5  million settlement to end the legal battle over the case of a man who was held  in […]

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by / on March 8, 2013 at 10:47 am / in Featured, News

What’s Happening on Craigslist

On occasion, I will browse through Craigslist believing I might actually use it for its main purpose (i.e. buying a canoe, writing missed connections ads). As usual, my encounters on […]

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by / on March 8, 2013 at 9:58 am / in Featured, Humor

DIRECTV: Worth The Money?

Times are tough.  The economy still blows and it’s hard to juggle your bills, drinking money, and your gambling stash. So our sports reporter Babes asks this question, “DIRECTV: Worth […]

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by / on March 8, 2013 at 9:33 am / in Entertainment, Featured

Richard Sherman vs. Skip Bayless

Its always nice to see an athlete attack Skip Bayless, but Richard Sherman might have been in over his head. The pissing match is over Sherman’s comparison to Darrelle Revis, […]

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by / on March 8, 2013 at 9:30 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Baltimore Ravens Offseason Outlook: Free Agency Offense

The March 12th date that marks the beginning of NFL free agency is quickly approaching, so we’ll take a  snapshot look at the Ravens team needs. Note that this is only taking into […]

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by / on March 7, 2013 at 1:26 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets