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Is It Wrong To Take Mom To The Track For Brunch On Mother’s Day?….. Or Is It Sheer Genius

It’s genius, trust me babes. Sure, I understand that this could all be misconstrued as some degenerate gambler bum trying to get his fix on Mother’s Day, of all days, and to be honest,  it may be […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 11:39 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Matt Kemp, Is At This Moment, My Favorite Baseball Player on This Freakin Earth

by Seabass This video is all over the damn place, so you’ve probably seen it, but I think it’s worth another look.  It’s in Frisco and the Dodger’s just lost, but […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 4:14 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Bikini Pics Get 9th Grade Teacher Fired

  Sources:   Olivia Sprauer, a 26-year-old Stuart, Florida high-school teacher who was  living a double life as a model, was forced to resign on April 29 after the  principal found […]

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by / on May 10, 2013 at 3:30 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Orioles Would Make Shitty Janitors, They Can’t Sweep

For the fourth time this year the Orioles had a chance to sweep a series.  For the fourth time they came up short.  The Birds dropped the final game of the series […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 11:43 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

The 15 Biggest Pimp Orioles Of All Time

By Babes and Seabass To hell with stats.  To us here at Charm City Wire, the greatest Orioles are the ones we imagine being the biggest pimps.  The dudes on […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 4:17 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Kid Gets Shot, Mother Consults With WebMD

A mother could face charges after she allegedly turned to WebMD.com, instead of seeking professional medical attention, when her 14-year-old son was shot by a friend playing with a gun, […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 2:59 pm / in News

Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend Makes Maxim Hot 100

After Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love. Why not? She’s got a ton […]

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by / on May 9, 2013 at 1:56 pm / in Entertainment

Birds Win Fourth Straight, Now Tied With Red Sux For First

The O’s won again tonight in front of a paltry crowd of 12,000.  Meanwhile, at the Green Monsta, the Red Sox are getting drubbed by the Twins.  Though that game is still […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 11:36 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

I’m Calling Bullshit On This Viral Kiss Cam Video

The Fresno Grizzlies are the Triple-A affiliate of the San Francisco Giants.  At their games they feature one of those kiss-cam segments in between an inning of play.  I may find these […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 8:27 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Amateur Wrestling Fail

This looks like it hurt, really bad, and I’m not exactly sure what this dude’s intentions were. Don’t know if there is an audience, but there is no way this […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 4:53 pm / in Humor

Christian Heavy Metal Singer Hired A Hitman?

The lead singer in a Christian heavy metal band has  been arrested after  allegedly trying to hire a hitman to kill his wife.Tim Lambesis, who is a member of Grammy-nominated group […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 4:03 pm / in Featured, News

Go Get Crabs at Mr. Bill’s Terrace Inn

It’s 70 degrees, the Birds are playing good ball, and you’ve got a hankering for some crabs.  If you haven’t been to Mr. Bill’s Terrace Inn yet, get in your car tonight […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 1:44 pm / in Featured, Pubs and Grub

Arrested Once, Arrested Twice, Makes You Three Times The Dumb Ass

Sources  Former Detroit Lions wide receiver Titus Young was arrested twice in a 15-hour span Sunday, according to Riverside County, Calif., authorities.  Young was pulled over at 12:01 a.m. Sunday in Southern California […]

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by / on May 8, 2013 at 11:35 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

512 Fans Watch Orioles Beat Royals 4-3

It was the Matt Wieters show at the Yard tonight.  The Wheat stepped up big time for the Birds, connecting for two doubles and three RBIs.  His RBI double in […]

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by / on May 7, 2013 at 11:40 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Routine Traffic Stop Turns Into Shootout

NYD The terrifying moment that a crazed Ohio driver unleashed 37 rounds from an  AK-47 was caught on a police cruiser’s dashboard camera.But whatever caused 42-year-old James Gilkerson to spray […]

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by / on May 7, 2013 at 6:04 pm / in Featured, News

Fifty Shades of Creeper or Just 50 Shades of Stupid?

by Mullen Sources A Philadelphia mother wants her son’s high school teacher fired after he bought the teen the novel Fifty Shades of Grey for in-class reading. Maya Ladson says […]

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by / on May 7, 2013 at 5:52 pm / in Featured, News