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Saturday at Pimlico

Can you smell it?  That’s the smell of horse crap and money.  It’s a wonderful smell and it’s in full effect during the Spring meet at Pimlico.  Some naysayers would have […]

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by / on April 12, 2013 at 3:51 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Kid Crashes Stolen Semi, Blames Zombies

TmPatchMonday afternoon it was announced by the California Highway Patrol that the 19-year-old man from Tennessee faulted for triggering multiple crashes on the 15 Freeway in Temecula over the weekend […]

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by / on April 11, 2013 at 9:23 pm / in Featured, News

Girl Fakes Cancer, Raises $100,000

NY Her grandmother was so heartbroken, she sold her home to give her $100,000 for chemotherapy.Her dad cleaned out his IRA to donate $25,000.Authorities yesterday laid out the alleged lies of […]

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by / on April 11, 2013 at 8:51 pm / in Featured, News

Worst Bank Robber Ever

Cfnews An armed bank robber lost his gun to the teller he was robbing Wednesday.Melbourne police say the bank teller at the Florida Business Bank, on Harbor City Boulevard, grabbed the […]

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by / on April 11, 2013 at 2:08 pm / in Featured, News

Woman Throws Baby During Bus Fight

When are people going to learn, there will always be somebody filming during a fight. With that said, it is important not to throw a baby into the arms of […]

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by / on April 11, 2013 at 1:36 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Davis and The Muchach Bail Out Hunter, O’s

Lap dances for everybody!  Tommy Hunter better take Manny Machado and Chris Davis  to the best damn strip club in Boston tonight.  The two sluggers were the keys to the Oriole’s […]

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by / on April 10, 2013 at 11:38 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Pdiddy Lands Kate Upton

NY After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she  was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was […]

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by / on April 10, 2013 at 1:21 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Man Smears Poop on Wall of Public Safety Office

Source When it came to making this arrest, troopers only had to smell the writing on the wall.Kenneth James Vanlue, 40, is accused of breaking into the Department of Public Safety […]

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by / on April 10, 2013 at 12:54 pm / in Featured, News

Car Crashes Into House…Twice

Don’t exactly know what the agenda was for this one…Is it his house? Or is this an act of vandalism? The driver approaches the house all nonchalant, then bam!  After […]

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by / on April 9, 2013 at 11:05 pm / in Humor

Phelps Beats Jordan in Golf

Yahoo Two of the world’s most famous golfers aren’t anywhere near an Augusta tee this week, but they took to the links just the same.Michael Phelps and Michael Jordan teed it […]

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by / on April 9, 2013 at 4:07 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Painful Bicycle Wreck

This pro cyclist picked the wrong time to take a peak behind him Sunday during the Paris-Roubaix bike race. It doesn’t quite make sense why he takes a look back, it […]

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by / on April 9, 2013 at 3:41 pm / in Humor

Eel Gnaws Through Man’s Colon

Source Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his […]

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by / on April 9, 2013 at 3:28 pm / in Featured, News

Mascot Gets Mauled

Everybody who has ever been to a college football game has at some point dreamed of beating the crap out of the mascot. This dream came true for an Ohio State football player when Brutus the […]

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by / on April 9, 2013 at 2:34 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Toddler Found With Mike’s Hard Lemonade

HuffPolice in Hastings, Minn. say that a 2-year-old boy was found wandering around alone Sunday, clutching two bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.They got a call about the barefoot boy at […]

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by / on April 9, 2013 at 2:16 pm / in Featured, News

Birds, NCAA Final, and Other Crap

Birds The Orioles have the day off today, which is good because they really need it after losing three straight.  In the first two losses the Orioles shot themselves in […]

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by / on April 9, 2013 at 1:04 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Slingshot Condom

CNN Bill Gates is putting out a call to inventors, but he’s not looking for software, or the latest high-tech gadget. This time he’s in search of a better condom.On […]

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by / on April 8, 2013 at 2:32 pm / in Humor