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Man Dubbed ‘TriMet Barber,’ At It Again (If You See This Guy Check Your Hair)

The man dubbed the “TriMet barber” for snipping the hair of unsuspecting  bus passengers in 2009 is back at it again, police said Tuesday.Only this time, he’s not cutting hair.TriMet […]

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by / on May 15, 2013 at 5:34 pm / in News

Man Stays Night at Grocery Store, Has Best Night Ever

A man was arrested after spending the night in a Mount Washington grocery store.The manager opening a ValuMarket said 57 Redi-Whip whipped cream cans were found in the garbage Monday morning.According to Officer […]

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by / on May 15, 2013 at 2:53 pm / in News

If A Guy Goes By Champ, Don’t Fight Him

This video is the perfect example of knowing when to walk away. First off, when all spectators are pleading for “Champ” not to do it, you need to realize you’re […]

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by / on May 14, 2013 at 11:26 pm / in Entertainment

O The Anger: JJ Finally Blows One, Birds Lose In 9th

Well, it was bound to happen at some point.  Jim Johnson, after setting a team record for consecutive regular season saves, blew one big time tonight against the Padres.  Up […]

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by / on May 14, 2013 at 10:24 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Landshark In Rehoboth (Classic SNL Clip Included)

AP-REHOBOTH BEACH — A beachgoer says he helped drag a live, 4 ½-foot shark into the ocean after it came ashore at Rehoboth Beach.  The News Journal of Wilmington (http://tinyurl.com/cuzone6) […]

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by / on May 14, 2013 at 4:59 pm / in Featured, News

The Macho Man And The Issues At Second

by The Chode Around this time last year the Baltimore Orioles were trying to find Mark Reynolds a glove that didn’t have a hole in it. Third base was a black […]

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by / on May 14, 2013 at 3:18 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Tips For A Faster Round Of Golf (Speed It Up Sergio)

Tis the season for hacks, smacks, beers, and little dimply white balls.  Golf is a great game, and we got your backswing here at Charm City Wire with friendly tips and […]

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by / on May 14, 2013 at 11:57 am / in Featured, Outdoors, Sports and Bets

Must See Russian Youth Hockey Brawl

Unfortunately, the Capitals just got smoked in Game 7… To express how all Washington fans are feeling, this seems like the time to show this hockey brawl. Only in Russia will you see two teams […]

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by / on May 13, 2013 at 11:03 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Poker Legend Phil Ivey Sues London Casino For $12 Mil Because They Are Trying To Weasel Out Of Paying Him

Sources:  A poker star’s $12 million casino dispute is the subject of a lawsuit and allegations of cheating. Phil Ivey won nearly $12 million at the casino Crockfords, and according to […]

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by / on May 13, 2013 at 12:55 pm / in Featured, News

Golf Feud Update: Sergio Chokes

You just knew it.  Tiger vs Garcia would end with a Sergio choke show.  The two rivals were neck and neck until Sergio put two in the water on 17.  Not […]

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by / on May 13, 2013 at 11:34 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets

Man Sexually Abused His Peacock

A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County,  faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually  abused his pet peacock.David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block […]

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by / on May 13, 2013 at 10:48 am / in News

Birds Put Twinkies Back In Their Place, Take Series

  The Orioles took care of business Sunday and smashed the Twins 6-0.   In doing so the Orioles took their third straight series and sent the scrappy Twins back to .500.  […]

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by / on May 12, 2013 at 8:36 pm / in Featured, Sports and Bets

They Should Put Tiger And Sergio In A Cage And Settle This Golf “Feud” WWE Style

Sources:  Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods are in a public feud after a controversy at the  Players Championship.  The two were playing together yesterday. On the second hole Sergio — […]

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by / on May 12, 2013 at 4:28 pm / in Entertainment, Featured

Guy With No Arms Throws First Pitch at Camden Yards

Tom Willis knows all about making the best of whatever life throws at  you.Born with no arms, he’s had to make adjustments — about a million of  them.He writes with […]

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by / on May 11, 2013 at 4:16 am / in Sports and Bets

Cop Tazes Kid in the Face

So it seems like a riot is about to breakout, kids just keep getting crazier. Bottom line, this kid probably would have kicked this cops ass. So what do you […]

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by / on May 11, 2013 at 4:00 am / in Entertainment

Magic and Madness In Minnesota….Birds Down By 6, Win In 10.

I am fucking glowing babes.  What a ball game tonight against the Twins.  The Birds were down 6-0 against the Twinkies going into the 6th, but this team don’t quit […]

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by / on May 11, 2013 at 12:34 am / in Featured, Sports and Bets