Orioles Fan Has The Greatest Customized Jersey Of All-Time

Humor, Sports and Bets — July 17, 2014 at 3:47 pm by


Stop the fight, this one’s over. I’ve seen a lot of hilarious personalized jerseys over the years, but this one takes the cake. It’s so good that I’m willing to overlook the fact that this is technically a t-shirt jersey. Hell, I actually think that makes me like it even more. No flash here, just substance.

This guy gets it. He knows that an outfit has the power to reveal a lot about the man who’s wearing it, and he wanted a shirt that let the whole world know what he’s all about. This shirt says, “I’m a die-hard O’s fan, and a world-class cocksmith.” Men will respect him, and women will lust after him. This dude’s in for a long summer of winning baseball and unprotected sex. That’s the best of both worlds, my friends.

via Barstool

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