One-Man Wrecking Crew Dominates A Huntington Beach Brawl

Entertainment, Humor — July 17, 2014 at 1:43 pm by

Not going to lie, when this video started my eyes were darting around trying to find out who was going to be the ass-kicker, and I certainly didn’t think that it was going to be that guy. But it turns out that the dude rocking a terrible tank top and board shorts combo has a left hook that would make Mike Tyson proud. Talk about landing vicious haymakers like they were going out of style. I would say that the two shirtless bros had glass jaws, but that would be an insult to glass. Maybe wet paper bag jaws would provide a more accurate description. Regardless, that was one hell of a street fighting performance.

A few questions still remain for me, though. Did one of the shirtless victims actually have his own phone number written on his back?


It’s gotta be, right? And does that move actually work? If so, I’m grabbing a Sharpie and heading to Seacrets tomorrow. Ladies blowing up my phone strictly based on how dynamite my traps look? That’s the real American Dream. But I’m thinking that move has to result in a minimum of 20 prank calls for every interested girl. And if you get your ass kicked in the middle of a crowded street, that ratio has to plummet to 200 to 1. Too forward, too risky for me.

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