Nothing More Romantic Than Someone Taking A Dump In The Background During An Intimate Moment

Humor — February 18, 2015 at 4:04 am by

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I’m all about pissing and shitting in public, and I don’t think it should be illegal. Sure this couple was having a romantic moment staring longingly into each other’s eyes during a nice hip grab, but if someone’s outside with no toilet insight, sometimes they’ve just gotta drop the pants and pinch out a loaf right where they’re standing. Just clean up after with a grocery bag like they would with a dog, and everyone’s happy. No one’s having stomach pains and ripping ass all over the place, and no one’s stepping in the shit on the sidewalk. Win-win.

Side note, this rule doesn’t apply to females. I don’t ever want to watch a girl take a shit. Ever.

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