Nothing Like Some Swift Justice For The Asshole Who Drives On The Shoulder

Entertainment, Fails — April 17, 2018 at 9:06 am by

I will be the first one to admit it, the thought of driving on the shoulder crosses my mind often. You’ve been sitting in traffic for 20 minutes, and you finally see your exit. It’s like a mirage, you’re convinced it’s so close, yet you’re moving an inch a minute to a destination that might not exist. Anxiety starts to build, bubble guts kick in as you yearn the comfort of your porcelain throne, and your gas gauge has been lit up for the past 10 miles.

Instead of riding the shoulder to freedom, you wait it out like the rest of us suckers. You’re not an assclown. In the distance, you see some jabroni speeding down the shoulder. You hate their guts, but you’re jealous that they got away with it. You can only imagine the joy you would get if they got busted (even a blown tire would work). Today is that day, and I am mildly creeped out by the joy I got from watching this video on repeat.

via r/videos

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