Nobody Is More Pumped Up Than This ‘Black Friday’ Camper

Humor — November 24, 2015 at 10:21 am by

I’m here early because they say the early bird gets the worm, and the early, early, early bird gets the biggest worm, and I guess I’m the bird and I’m trying to get the worm, Johnson said. That’s why I’m here.

There comes a point in a mans life when they need to make a stand. This isn’t about saving a couple of dollars, it’s about bitch slapping every newcomer to the ‘Black Friday’ lifestyle. You think you can just waltz into line at the crack of dawn, like you own the place? Not on this block, Jarvis Johnson has had the number 1 spot on lock down since Sunday.


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