I wanted to let all my fans know that Im ok. Glad to hear UVA coach Tony Bennett is fine after his fall. Congrats @UVAMensHoops on the win!
— Tony Bennett (@itstonybennett) March 17, 2016
Only Tony Bennett the singer could have as much sympathy for an old man named Tony Bennett falling as much as Tony Bennett the singer does. But that’s what old people do. They fall. Code of conduct. Can’t stop em. Old people are gonna do what old people do, and that’s fall.
PS- When I first saw this tweet going round the internet, I 100% thought Virginia coach Tony Bennett was tweeting in the third person telling everyone he was extra glad he was okay.