Newsflash: Kevin Plank Is Rich As F$ck

News — September 29, 2014 at 10:52 pm by

Forbes released their list of the 400 richest Americans and Kevin Plank was ranked number 209, with a net worth of $3 billion dollars.  Evidently that’s $1.7 billion dollars more than he was worth last year.  I’d say that’s a pretty solid fucking year.


Meanwhile, I’m the same age as Plank and I went to Maryland at the same time he did.  He’s worth $3 billion, and I’m sitting here hoping my $25 bet on the Chiefs holds up on Monday Night Football so I can treat myself to Chipotle this weekend.  I guess I should have studied more at Maryland and learned how to blend textiles and fabrics in order to make the futuristic clothing that is Under Armour.  Oh well, babes.

plank chi

But anyway, good for Plank.  Dude’s a Terp, he’s into Maryland horseracing (Sagamore Farm, babes), he builds football fields for local kids, and he’s kept Under Armour where it belongs: in Baltimore.

By the way, Bill Gates is still number 1 on the list.  His worth is $81 billion, which is just fucking obscene, babes.

plank gates

cover:  110nationsports


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