Naked Pennsylvania Man Busted For Drinking Beers With Pigs In Nearby Barn

Humor, News — July 15, 2015 at 5:29 pm by

64-year-old Larry Henry was having a few beers on a Millersville, Pennsylvania farm on the night of June 26. Unfortunately for Henry, he was bare-ass naked and in another man’s hog barn while enjoying his six-pack of Hamm’s. Despite Henry’s hilariously fitting taste in beer, he was charged with trespassing, public drunkenness, and indecent exposure. When police asked Henry what the hell he was doing, he said, “I just like pigs.” It’s hard to argue with logic like that. Some people like to toss a couple back on the beach or at a ballgame, but Henry prefers his libations in the presence of stinkin’ ass pigs. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

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Arrest papers showed that Henry was already banned from that barn for getting caught trespassing there four years ago. I’d love to know how many times Henry was able to successfully sneak on that property in-between getting caught, because you know damn well he wouldn’t wait an entire presidential term to hang out with his drinking buddies. Getting naked and boozing with pigs makes that dude happier than a pig in shit.

via New York Post & KRON
pic: KRON

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