Mr. Monopoly Does Keg Stand At Steelers/Jets Tailgate

Humor, Sports and Bets — November 11, 2014 at 2:19 pm by

Now, this is a guy that I’d love to party with. He’s got style, he’s got pizzazz, and you know he’s made a killing in the real estate racket. Drinks would definitely be on Rich Uncle Pennybags all night long. And you better believe that this guy pulls babes left and right. You show me a woman that doesn’t have a thing for mustachioed men with monocles, and I’ll show you a goddamn liar. While this guy is a stud, that Steelers fan might be the biggest jabroni on the planet. Nobody cares that it’s your birthday, slugger, we’re trying to party with the Monopoly Man. Shut the fuck up or go directly to jail, you eye black wearing assclown.

via The Big Lead

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