McDonald’s has been experimenting with mozzarella sticks in select cities for awhile, and now, they’re getting ready to serve this fried cheese delicacy nationwide. In 2016, you’ll be able to get three mozzarella sticks for the low, low price of $1.
Dip into marinara sauce with $1 Mozzarella Sticks at participating McDonald’s. pic.twitter.com/cINgzJ9zyw
— McDonald’s TriState (@McD_TriState) November 6, 2015
The fact that McDonald’s blessed their menu with $1 mozzarella sticks makes me that much prouder to be an American pic.twitter.com/rfiPWFVy9A
— Lexie Van Skyock (@lexiev04) June 24, 2015
McDonald’s isn’t fucking around these days. What do you do to combat dropping sales? You start serving all-day breakfast and mozz sticks. You put on a full-court press to stuff customers’ stomachs with a plethora of cheap, delicious, unhealthy food options, and you watch your profits skyrocket. That’s how you rise like a phoenix from the ashes. McDonald’s is playing chess while these other fast food jabronis are playing checkers.