Mozzarella Sticks Are Coming To McDonald’s In 2016

Pubs and Grub — November 11, 2015 at 4:05 pm by

McDonald’s has been experimenting with mozzarella sticks in select cities for awhile, and now, they’re getting ready to serve this fried cheese delicacy nationwide. In 2016, you’ll be able to get three mozzarella sticks for the low, low price of $1.

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McDonald’s isn’t fucking around these days. What do you do to combat dropping sales? You start serving all-day breakfast and mozz sticks. You put on a full-court press to stuff customers’ stomachs with a plethora of cheap, delicious, unhealthy food options, and you watch your profits skyrocket. That’s how you rise like a phoenix from the ashes. McDonald’s is playing chess while these other fast food jabronis are playing checkers.

via Uproxx
cover pic: Lexie Van Skyock’s Twitter