Mount Union Football Coaches Put On A Show As Wrestlers For Halloween

Entertainment, Humor, Sports and Bets — November 3, 2015 at 12:29 pm by

That was amazing. Mount Union is a D-III powerhouse, winning 23 straight conference titles and 11 of the past 22 national championships, and it’s not hard to see why. Who wouldn’t bust their ass playing for these coaches? If your coaches are going to give 110% for Halloween, you better believe your going to give 110% on game day. Now let’s break down each coaches’ performance on a scale of 1 to 5 Steveweisers.

The Undertaker: This was by far the weakest of the bunch. The Undertaker is one of the greatest to ever step inside the squared circle, but he’s a pretty damn boring wrestler to be for Halloween. No pizzazz at all in this performance. 1 Steveweiser.

“Road Dogg” Jesse James: He was terrific on the mic, nailing the Road Dogg’s classic speech. I’m only going to penalize him for not rocking those iconic dreads. 4.5 Steveweisers.

“Badd Ass” Billy Gunn: I really liked his intensity and water bottle showmanship. Very strong effort. 4 Steveweisers.

“Stone Cold” Steve Austin: Everything about this performance was perfect. His costume, his entrance, and his sneak attack Stunner were all on-point. Just listen to those players going apeshit. Infinity Steveweisers.

via Deadspin

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