Moron Takes Nasty Fall From Escalator

Humor — March 17, 2015 at 6:34 pm by

That’s about as dumb as it gets, folks. At the very least, he could’ve swiped out those Timbs for a pair of basketball shoes. His tailbone and ankles probably shattered like a damn vase. I may not know much in this crazy world, but I do know that it’s never wise to horseplay on an escalator. Maybe I’m just a nervous Nellie that’s seen Mallrats one too many times, but escalators should be feared and respected. You always gotta keep your head on a swivel when dealing with those things. Despite the risks, they’re still 1000 times better than taking the stairs. Fuck exercise.

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