Moron Climbs Into Crocodile Exhibit, Somehow Doesn’t Get Eaten

Humor, Outdoors — July 1, 2015 at 7:24 pm by

My español isn’t what it used to be, but I still loved that conversation in the beginning. I assume it went a little something like this.

“Don’t do it!”
“Why not?”
“Uhhhh, because there’s a giant fucking crocodile in there, you big-titted imbecile.”


If her brain was half the size of her right breast, the mere thought of entering that crocodile exhibit never enters her mind. Climbing a fence to goof around with penguins or monkeys is one thing, but messing with crocodiles is pure lunacy. Hope that zoo gift shop sells clean underwear.

via LiveLeak

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