More Bad News For The O’s: Chris Davis Shaves Mustache

Sports and Bets — August 13, 2015 at 2:31 pm by

Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse for the Birds, Chris Davis shaves his illustrious mustache. When it rains, it pours. After getting no-hit by Hisashi Iwakuma, Davis decided that the Crushtache had run its course, which is a goddamn travesty. In the three games the O’s played with Davis sporting his mustache, they may have gone 1-2, but Davis was killing the ball. He went 4-for-10 with two HRs, three RBIs, three runs scored, and two walks. It seems to me that instead of Davis getting rid of his ‘stache, the rest of the O’s should have grown their own. But I guess Davis feels that a mustache sacrifice is the only thing that can save the Birds’ season. As much as I disagree with it, I’ll have to trust our fearless slugger’s judgement on this one. Good night, sweet prince.





via The Baltimore Sun
cover pic: FTW

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