Mom Says No Porn In The House. So Son Flogs The Log Nude In The Front Yard

Sports and Bets — December 13, 2014 at 4:27 am by

mast

 

21-year-old Anthony Smith was arrested in Florida for masturbating ass naked in his front yard. He was seen by two witnesses at 1:00 in the afternoon. He told police his mom did not allow him to watch porn in the house. He was charged with exposure of sexual organs.

Ugh, this guy’s mom is LAME. No porn in the house, what a fucking joke. Typical mom, getting all offended if she has to listen to two guys tag-teaming an amateur teen for a couple minutes. If this guy can’t watch his pornos inside his house, then he’s just gonna have to get it done outside of the constricting walls of the prison cell he calls home.

via Gawker

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>