Minor League Team First to Install Urinal Video Game

Featured, News — March 26, 2013 at 1:48 pm by

(CCP) Coca-Cola Park will be the first sports venue in the world to feature a brand new revolutionary “Urinal Gaming System”, allowing fans to interact with the world’s only truly hands-free urinal game controller, when the Lehigh Valley IronPigs open their 2013 season this April.  The p-controlled video game systems will be featured within all men’s restrooms at Coca-Cola Park and are exclusively presented by Lehigh Valley Health Network. “Baseball fans know all about RBI, ERA and OBP,” said Angelo Baccala, MD, of Lehigh Valley Urology Specialty Care and chief of Lehigh Valley Health Network’s division of urology. “But when it comes to their own PSA, many men don’t have a clue. We see this game as a fun and unique opportunity to remind men about the importance of prostate health.”

Ok, so how can we get this in Camden Yards? Sure it will cause longer lines, but us guys need one more thing to gamble on. Considering all the ballpark beer makes us piss like a racehorse, I am certain this won’t be a good judge of our prostate health.

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