Mike Ditka Ripped An Impressive Fart Last Night

Entertainment, Humor, Sports and Bets — October 20, 2015 at 12:58 pm by

I don’t care what anyone says, that fart was 100% real and I have the facts to back it up. Mike Ditka turned 76 years old on Sunday, which obviously means that he spent the whole day consuming nothing but scotch, cigars, and brats. This would cause his stomach to be a gurgling mess during his Monday night television appearance. And do you think an old hardass like Ditka would ever dream of holding in some flatulence? No shot. If he feels he’s gotta let one loose, you better believe he’s going to let that shit fly. Ditka treats that TV studio like its his goddamn living room and I respect the hell out of him for it.

via The Big Lead

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