Michael Irvin Says He Wants To Jerk Off To How Good Ezekiell Elliot Is

Sports and Bets — October 19, 2016 at 4:07 am by

 

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Michael Irvin- “Zeke said in the fourth quarter we get a lead it’s about pounding teams into submission.”

“I’m telling you, when I listen to this boy talk about running the football like that, it just makes me want to go in the bathroom and spend some time by myself,” “I just love it so much.”

 

I’m jealous of Michael Irvin. I really am. I’m a Ravens fan, and there’s nothing I’ve seen on the football field during Ravens’ games that even remotely made me the slightest bit aroused. Not one thing. Our team’s playing like shit right now. And here we have Irvin getting to watch two young rookies do great things and getting to spank away at himself. It’s not fair. I wish the Ravens would give me just ONE thing to jerk off to. Just one. It’s not too much to ask.

 

 

 

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