Maryland Loves Ebony Porn: Results Show Terms Most Searched For On PornHub, By State

Sports and Bets — September 12, 2014 at 3:06 am by

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If you don’t know what PornHub is, you can probably figure it out based on its name. They feature many different free categories of porn, ranging from BBW (Big Beautiful Women) to Fisting to videos of men jacking off alone (not necessarily my cup of tea). In fact, PornHub is so specific with their categories that I’m surprised they don’t have a “Pregnant Midget Amputees” section. Some lonely guy somewhere decided he had nothing better to do with his life than to figure out what people in each state like to watch most while cranking their love pump. But I must say, what fascinating results.

 

Milf: North Carolina, Delaware, New Jersey, Illinois

Teen: Oregon, Mississippi, Texas, South Carolina, Michigan, Wisconsin, Missouri

Compilation: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Arizona, Montana, Idaho, Utah, Alaska

Creampie: West Virginia, Rhode Island, Ohio, Indiana, Tennessee, Florida, Arkansas, Oklahoma, North Dakota, Nebraska, Colorado, New Mexico, Kansas

College: Pennsylvania, Iowa, Connecticut, Minnesota, New York

Asian: Hawaii, Washington, California

Ebony: Maryland, Massachusetts, Georgia, District of Columbia, Louisiana, Alabama

POV: South Dakota

Anita Queen: Nevada

Hentai: Kentucky, Virginia

Smoking: Wyoming

 

Random Thoughts:

First thing I did of course, was check out what Maryland men enjoy choking the chicken to. Black women. Fair enough.

The category with the most states was Creampie. So there’s a lot of people out there who like watching the money shot.

South Dakota loves to pretend they’re getting a beej from their own point of view.

Apparently Anita Queen is a porn star, and that’s who the entire state of Nevada needs to see to get themselves off.

What the shit is so hot about watching people smoke cigarettes during pornos, Wyoming?

I think what worries me most about this list is that there are multiple states who love Hentai porn. Hentai porn is Japanese animation porn. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I don’t want to see Zelda fuck Pikachu, and Kentucky and Virginia are starting to make me question all of humanity.

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