Married Couple Had Threesome With Hobo; Ground Beef Was Thrown

Humor — September 19, 2014 at 1:50 pm by

A lovely married couple, Martin and Daniela Miller, of Bay City, Michigan, stumbled upon a homeless man and did what every normal couple would do. They invited him in to their home to have a three-way. The hobo, Michael Chaney, was twenty years old, and stayed with the two of them for about a week, while having dirty, dirty sex with them.

Chaney decided one night to grill up some hamburgers for his sexual partners. He then took some of the prepared ground beef into the Millers’ bathroom for them to taste-test it. Daniela was taking a bath, probably to clean her yeast infection that she inevitably is now the proud holder of. Her husband Martin, decided to take the beef from his hobo sex-slave, and throw it in the bathtub with his wife, like it was no big deal. He continued to do this, and then proceeded to threaten to kill Chaney. I’m not sure where this relationship went sour, but I do know when ground beef is thrown, it’s on. Martin then began to choke Chaney, when Chaney then claims he blacked out. Police responded to the scene.

This choke-out is either the biggest Bipolar moment of all time, or this is just how the kids are getting down sexually these days. I won’t put anything past a couple who has three-ways with a hobo, and takes baths with processed meats.

Tag-teaming your wife with a hobo and soaking her in ground beef? Cross that one off the bucket list.

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via Gawker

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