The only thing worse than an adult male who brings his glove to a baseball game is an adult male who can’t make a catch without one. Two separate home run balls in the same game hit you right in the hands and you couldn’t reel in either. Embarrassing. And he missed out on history. Hyun-Soo Kim’s home run ball set the Major League record for most home runs hit by a team in the month of June.
And yes, I realize that a Mariner’s fan probably doesn’t care about the history made by an Orioles team, but it was hit by Hyun-Soo Kim, and they go crazy for Asian baseball players over there in Seattle, so that should wash out the fact that he’s on the other team.