Man Pleads Guilty To Sex With Couch

News — June 27, 2013 at 9:02 am by

Great news, A Wisconsin man who was caught last year having sex with a couch pleaded guilty to public lewdness Monday.Gerard Streator, 47, was sentenced to five months in jail for the furniture fornication, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.He is also barred from possessing “pornography of any kind” and must pay $243 in court costs.Streator was arrested in September 2012, when an off-duty police officer jogging in Waukesha, Wisc. noticed Streator on the side of the road, taking the term “love seat” far too literally. The officer wrote that Streator was “thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”[HuffPo]

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Honestly, unless there were children playing near by, why bother approaching this guy? This is one of those situations where you point and laugh, and then of course humiliate him on Facebook. This is just a weird dude, that will have zero street cred once behind bars.


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  1. Love Seat!

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