Man Enters Towson Pizza Joint Through Vent, Proceeds To Take Off Clothes Before Taking Cash

Fails, News — November 15, 2016 at 3:10 pm by

Baltimore County police are looking for the man that climbed through the roof vent of Slice Pizza of Towson, where he proceeded to take off his clothes before taking cash from the register. 

CBS It happened around 6 a.m. on November 10, at Slice of Towson on West Pennsylvania Avenue. The suspect was seen on surveillance tape entering the pizza joint, taking off his clothes, damaging a vent hood and some registers, then taking cash from the registers and running out.

Somewhere, this guy just woke up and turned on the news, and realized that he might be the guy from the surveillance video. Either he was high as a kite, or he was sleep walking. there is no other explanation.I can’t see any scenario where taking off your clothes to rob a place is a solid strategy. I’m assuming he did it to shield his face, but removing pants necessary? This should be an open and closed case, this video is already making its rounds among this guy’s friends. They are laughing because he got naked, but they will turn him in because he didn’t snag any pizza.