Man Arrested For Trespassing When He Can’t Stop Licking Toads On Bar Property

News — June 24, 2015 at 2:50 pm by

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A 41-year-old man went barefoot to JJ’s SideOut Bar in La Porte over the weekend, presumably for a few adult beverages. But the bar staff said he was thrown out of the bar because he refuse to show his ID. The man then decided to dance around in the parking lot, taunting the security staff, when he picked up a toad and licked it.

Security then called the police, who upon arrival warned him to stay off of the bar property. When police were trying to get his name and information, he just kept dancing away. Police say they told him he would not be arrested if he remained off of the bar’s property, but the lure of the toads was too much for him to resist. After going back onto the bar’s parking lot, the cops confronted him again, and he was holding another toad.


Hard for me to say who’s right and who’s wrong here. On one hand, you have the security staff and the police teaming up on this guy like he’s some sort of weirdo (he’s totally some sort of weirdo). And on the other hand you have this guy who feels that the threat of going to jail just isn’t enough to resist the temptation to lick a couple of good toads. But licking toads is par for the course if you’re trying to have a good time, everyone knows that. And just for his don’t-give-a-fuck attitude, I’m awarding the win to the guy who can’t stop licking toads. You do you my man. Don’t let anyone hold you back.


via D & T

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