Man Arrested For Masturbating On Megabus From D.C.

News — June 12, 2013 at 10:46 am by

As if a bus ride on its own isn’t bad enough. Warning: what follows is gross.A man was caught masturbating on a Megabus traveling from D.C. to New York Friday, according to DCist. On Monday, a Reddit user decided to post a rundown of the events that may make you think twice before booking that next ticket: [HuffPo]

I was on a MegaBus en route to NYC this past Friday and some guy was watching porn on his phone and jerking off. He stroked it for about 2 hours. Literally had his penis sticking completely out of his pants with absolutely no regard for anyone else on the bus. He didn’t look like a scumbag, but clearly he had some issues. Not knowing the correct protocol for this kind of situation I asked around for advice. But somebody else on the bus must have called the authorities because just before the Lincoln Tunnel the cops came on the bus. They asked if anything was going on that they should be aware of and I raised my hand and told them about the man. He was pulled off the bus, cuffed and taken away.

Here is the suspect being frisked and arrested:

2 hours? That’s impressive… The most important factor in this story is the time the Megabus departed D.C. If it was late in the night, you get what you pay for. I have ridden a bus from Baltimore to New York at 2am, and trust me, I couldn’t sleep a wink.  For the 5 dollar ticket, I am willing to put up with the occasional weirdo fondling my toes.

 

One Comment

  1. I’m surprised he wasn’t tasered…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>