Mad Genius Invents Dildo That You Can Store Your Ashes In

Humor — April 28, 2015 at 2:03 am by

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Mark Sturkenboom has just revolutionized how widows will keep alive the memories of their departed husbands. Traditional urns are now obsolete thanks to the Dutch designer’s one-of-a-kind memory box. From Yahoo!:

It is called 21 Grams, the weight the human soul is said to hold, and the box contains a few things – most notably an acoustic amplifier, the scent of his aftershave and, of course, a transparent dildo to house the deceased’s ashes. Don’t bother re-reading that. You had it right the first time. “By bringing different nostalgic moments together like the scent of his perfume, ‘their’ music and reviving the moment he gave her her first ring, it opens a window to go back to moments of love and intimacy,” Sturkenboom writes. “She is able to have an intimate night with her sweetheart again.”

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She can put on her late husband’s favorite Boyz II Men song, have the smell of his cologne in the air, and proceed to go to town on herself with a dildo full of his ashes. How romantic. Not only is 21 Grams awesome for widows, but it’s also pretty cool for the deceased. You can rest in peace knowing that you can still take your wife to Pleasure Town from beyond the grave. Worrying 24/7 about your wife getting strange dick is no way to spend the afterlife.

via Yahoo!, Uproxx, & Mark Sturkenboom
pics: Mark Sturkenboom

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