Looks Like Donald Trump Went With The Dual Hand Job Approach To Kick Off His Speech

Humor, News — July 21, 2016 at 11:39 pm by

 

To be honest, if I’m one of Trump’s advisors, I’m not totally against this strategy. Trump needs to win a higher percentage of the millennial vote, and what sells to 90’s kids better than jerking off? Just about nothing. Send Donald out there, smile for the crowd, give a few handys,¬†and go home. Wham bam thank you ma’am. Can’t miss.

 

 

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