Listen To Ted Cruz Basically Jizzing His Pants While Talking About How Much He Loves Queso

Humor, News — December 8, 2016 at 11:40 pm by



Listening to Ted Cruz talk about queso was the highlight of my day. I wish there was anything on this earth I loved as much as Ted Cruz loves queso. The man probably jerked off to the stuff three times from the start of this interview till the end. It’s no accident he referenced “dribbling down your chin and on to your shirt.” Wouldn’t be surprised in the least if this guy uses queso for lube. I mean what the fuck Ted. What the fuck.


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