.@tedcruz passionately defending cheese: “Queso is made to be scooped up with tortilla trips, dribbling down your chin and onto your shirt.” pic.twitter.com/8j1u4ix5W0
— Jordan Rudner (@jrud) December 7, 2016
Listening to Ted Cruz talk about queso was the highlight of my day. I wish there was anything on this earth I loved as much as Ted Cruz loves queso. The man probably jerked off to the stuff three times from the start of this interview till the end. It’s no accident he referenced “dribbling down your chin and on to your shirt.” Wouldn’t be surprised in the least if this guy uses queso for lube. I mean what the fuck Ted. What the fuck.
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