Listen To Stone Cold Steve Austin Talk About Going Down On A Female Sasquatch

Entertainment, Humor — August 22, 2014 at 4:34 pm by

Great story from The Texas Rattlesnake. It’s clear that Stone Cold can still make magic on the mic, and apparently, on Sasquatch vaginas, too. I’ve had some weird ass dreams in my day, but nothing as bizarre as that. I guess decades of double fisting beers and getting body slammed will do some funny things to a man’s brain. He might be onto something with this oral sex snorkel, though. You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to know that you have to be able to breathe to muff dive effectively. Plus, Doc Brown came up with the idea for the flux capacitor after hitting his head on a sink, so coming up with a revolutionary sex toy after a kinky dream with a majestic beast isn’t too far-fetched. Genius ideas can come to a man in a variety of strange manners. I’m backing this pleasure mask 100%. Cheers, babes.

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