Liquid ASS Brings Hazmat Team To Camp Wo-Me-To

News — July 29, 2013 at 8:37 am by

More than a dozen campers from Camp Wo-Me-To in Jarrettsville were decontaminated and six taken to a local hospital for treatment after deer repellent and fart spray caused them physical irritation. The Harford County Hazardous Materials team was called to the Christian-run camp near Rocks State Park after a 9-1-1 call around 10 p.m. Wednesday, according to a release from Harford County Department of Emergency Services. The initial call was for medical assistance for a 16-year-old boy who was suffering from eye and respiratory irritation, the release states. The Hazmat team determined two products—a deer spray and a product labeled “Liquid Ass”—were sprayed in two different cabins on Camp Wo-Me-To grounds, according to the release. [FallstonPatch]

I get it, kids will be kids. I don’t agree with spraying deer spray in a room full of campers, bible camp or not, this calls for an ass kickin’. Anything that simulates farts however, well that is just gold. It doesn’t matter where you are, a fart can always bring on laughter, even if it is just a sudden whiff of shit air. If nobody’s laughing, that means things are getting real awkward…

Here is some liquid ass for ya…


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