Lil’ Wayne’s Hospital Stay Due To Epilepsy Not Sizzurp

Entertainment, Featured — March 30, 2013 at 12:03 am by

Yahoo Just a few weeks ago, rapper Lil Wayne was not in good shape. He was checked into the ICU for six days, reportedly high on sizzurp, but he somehow managed to evade death even though the usually-right-about-celebrities-dying “reporters” at TMZ said he was on his way to higher ground. Now Weezy is telling everyone to relax, and not to worry, he’s just epileptic. “The bad news is I’m an epileptic. I’m prone to seizures. This isn’t my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh seizure. I’ve had a bunch of seizures, ya’ll just never hear about them,” Wayne told Los Angeles’s Power 106 FM. He further explained his recent stay thusly: “But this time it got real bad ’cause I had three of them in a row and on the third one, my heart rate went down to like 30 percent. Basically, I could’ve died, so that is why it was so serious.”    

Lil’ Wayne an epileptic?  This sucks.  Lil’ Wayne is a beast, and hard-core rappers who continuously throw it down shouldn’t have to worry about diseases.  They got enough to worry about with bullets and crazy hoes.  What’s next? Chuck-D got Gout?  Rakim got arthritis?  Rick Ross got lupus?  Problem is, with epilepsy we won’t be able to tell if Lil’  Wayne’s just doing the Harlem Shake or having a god-damn seizure.   Oh well, at least he’s not a sizzurp junkie like TMZ said. Anyway, feel better Young Weezy, now you can go back to smoking dope and chugging cough syrup.

Wait a minute...should epileptics be smoking anything?

Wait a minute…should epileptics be smoking anything?



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