Let’s All Laugh At Mark Teixeira Crying During His Retirement Press Conference Because We All Hate The Guy

Sports and Bets — August 5, 2016 at 10:29 pm by

 

God, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. Just kidding, I guess this is sort of sad..? But if you’re looking for sympathy in Baltimore after you left us to go play for our rivals in New York, I don’t think you’re looking in the right place. But I honestly felt bad for him when he said he tried his best, cause the line was just so pathetic. Buddy, you signed an 8 year, $180 million contract, your best better the fuck be good enough. Somebody get this guy a damn tissue and get him out of my face.