Larry King Hits Us With A Phenomenal Tweet About His Wife Being A Great Hooker

Entertainment — November 24, 2014 at 12:20 pm by

kings

Ahh Larry. This is why you’re on your eighth wife, and after last night, you might be looking for a cool number nine.

I guess he’s sort of complimenting her. I’m assuming she just took him for the ride of his life in between the sheets (or maybe on the hotel room floor, since she’s a hooker and all) and he wanted to brag how he’s 81-years-old and still killing it in the bedroom. Larry, your wife probably would actually make a good hooker because she’s used to riding old saggy shafts, and if we’re being honest, she’s over 25 years younger than you, and probably just doing it for the money anyway.  

Not buying it. You were drunk as fuuuuuuuck. But it’s okay, cause your ‘hooker’ probably was too, and that my friends, is what a good marriage is all about. Treating your wife like you just found her working off of Route 40. What a great night for the King couple.

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