Jay Cutler is still without a job a couple weeks into free agency, and with the job openings dwindling down, it’s time to act. Desperate times call for desperate measures. It was time to throw up a nude of Jay on the wife’s IG, flex the glutes a little bit so everyone knows he’s in peak physical condition, and the GM’s will soon come crawling out of the woodworks ready to sign this guy to a multi-year deal. Can’t miss plan.
PS- You like the crop job I did on the cover pic? Just enough ass to let you know Jay means business, but I didn’t give too much away so you still needed to click to see the full thing. Click bait 101, and you fell right into the trap.