Kid’s First Ride On A Motorcycle Doesn’t Go As Planned

Humor — February 4, 2015 at 5:03 am by

So, we’ve got a motorcycle crash involving a crybaby that reads at a 3rd grade level and doesn’t wear a helmet? Is this new Ben Roethlisberger footage? Seriously though, I do feel bad for this little guy. That shit had to have hurt. I haven’t seen anybody run into a fence that hard since Isuro “Kamikaze” Tanaka was patrolling left field in Major League 2. I’m guessing that it’s going to be a long time before that kid has any desire to get back on a bike again. It also might be a long time before he has the pleasure of enjoying solid food again. It’s a God damn shame that his bike riding skills aren’t nearly as strong as his wardrobe choices.

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